Elizabeth Hurley and I Remain on Holiday

As you may have read in the trades, the entire of Tinsel Town remains shut down for the Thanksgiving Holiday. I myself have tied a slightly inebriated Elizabeth Hurley and myself to the same bed posts in my Red Roof Inn suite for the long weekend, waiting until she's completely sober and able to give her European Union consent to all kinds of ideas I have surrounding the repurposing of gravy leftovers.

We'll be back again after the holidays when everybody is back to their senses and this town has once again awoken in skintastic splendor. For the few of you stuck working today, please do use our search bar with some of your favorite celebrity names or keywords. I think you'll find perusing our library of several hundred thousand images to be far more exciting than those TPS reports. Enjoy your holiday.