CELEBRITY

Elisabetta Canalis Date For Hire

Lex Jurgen - February 20, 2015

This old Austrian billionaire might just be my hero. He just married that German blowup doll one-quarter his age to be his regular pecker wetter, but he's still doling out the 500K paychecks to get celebrity chicks in low cut dresses to be his date to the big opera events. I don't think he gets to old man pudge bang George Clooney's ex-girlfriend, but a few gropes and titty touches are probably in the contract. It's not assault if it's listed in Exhibit B and you own the Vienna police force.

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