Egotastic! Ode to Summer As Sofia Vergara and Alessandra Ambrosio Battle It Out in Sunday Sundresses

Yes, I know, I'm showing my soft side here, but when the warm weather of summer comes around, and the hot girls get into their sheer little dresses, well, I can't help but melancholy hark back to memories of childhood and staring up all the dresses of my teachers and mum's friends who wore the same. Such are our innocent memories of  youth, laden with a good bit of naughty.

So, to celebrate summer, we are pitting the ever-muy-sexual Sofia Vergara in her little yellow sundresses in N.Y.C. against Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio in her little red-orange sundress in ever sunny Los Angeles. Who reigns summer supreme?