Effing Typeface: Dot Your B(oobies) and Cross Your T(itties)

You've got more than just I's to dot and T's to cross, now that designer Alex Merto's Effing Typeface has hit the interwebs. Alex and his dirtier than thou mind has come up with twenty-six different sex-tastically vulgar things to associate with each letter of the alphabet for everyone's pervy pleasure.

Love it or hate it, I think we should all sing a few rounds of the Effing Alphabet Song remix to commemorate the font's launch. Let's start off with... A is for your A-hole, B, please make your Boobies bounce, C is for a big cup full of... Well, I'll let you take it from there.