Ed Sheeran Making His Ladies Put A Ring On It

I’m starting to fear the future after seeing evidence everyday of women attempting to take the lead. Ed Sheeran accepting a “man-gagement” ring is only making things worse, not equal. Pretty soon women will start expecting sex after paying for dinner. Actually, that doesn’t sound bad. Maybe Ed is on to something. His fiancée Cherry Seaborn forged her lover a ring from silver clay. Which inherently sounds suspicious. Sheeran looks like your average middle-earth hobbit and Cherry Seaborn sounds too mythological a name to be any other race than elf. My guess is Ed is hiding the one ring to rule them all in plain sight and passing it off as an engagement ring.

Ed is a better man than most. His singles Shape of You and Perfect are international hits and rank number one in places where no one speaks a lick of English. Why someone so successful would willingly want to be tied down is beyond me. I just hope males wearing gifts normally designated for women will stop at engagement rings. Because once women feel like they’re in charge it won’t be long before you’re the one on indefinite dish duty asking for a divorce because she never pays attention when you tell her about your day.

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