Dua Lipa Banging Body In Gorgeous Social Media Selfies

Normally when I see a girl crouched on a tabletop it ends in disaster, but there is almost always an unhealthy amount of alcohol involved, so it isn’t that surprising. Hopefully Dua Lipa is marginally more sober than all of those past women were. I am not saying she needs to have the reflexes of a cat in order to get down from the counter successfully, but it wouldn’t be the worse thing.

Counters are a cat’s dominion, after all. It is probably good for Dua’s sake that there isn’t a cat in the area. I’m not sure if she would have been able to win a turf war. Once the cat realized it couldn’t push her off the counter then it would have moved on to using its claws mercilessly.

Cats are notorious dicks. They probably would not be too keen on having Dua’s competition on the high ground. And cats wouldn’t think twice about scratching her eyes out. They don’t value beauty as highly as the rest of us do. I think that is where most of their anger comes from. If they were more appreciative of the good things in life then they probably wouldn’t be so quick to destroy everything they come into contact with.

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