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Doutzen Kroes Covers Her Nekkidness, But Not Her Hotness for Vogue

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bill-swift - August 28, 2013

I'm a little miffed that the sextastic Doutzen Kroes covered up her true birthday suit beauty, so I'm naturally going to be writing a letter to somebody using the word 'unfair' quite a bit. At the same time, the sextastic V.S. Angel is just so alluring, just the mere act of watching her try not to show any of her fun parts in Vogue magazine is something of a funny part. At least, it's made for a fun evening activity for me here as I draw slowly on my fancy glass of three dollar Scotch.

Ultimately, I do believe that people involved in covering up women on photosets are committing some type of crime against man-ity and should be dragged away in shackles. At the same time, never ever overlook the chance for a decent ogle of a crazy hot woman. Enjoy.


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