Oral sex is awesome. I’m very Bill Clinton when it comes to my definition of it. It’s not really sex per say but since the time of that scandal America was pretty much forced to categorize any and all mouth stuff as still making love. And love making should be a 50/50 deal according to Evan Rachel Wood. She’s was pretty flustered over the fact that the full-time falafel eating fat man DJ Khaled was not willing to do a full face plant into his woman’s weak spot. Because now is a good time to be worried about any hints of misogynistic male bravado running rampant in Hip Hop.
Evan Rachel Wood wants DJ Khaled to “grow up” after hearing his controversial remarks on oral sex. Khaled’s remarks earned backlash almost immediately online, with fans noting that it was misogynistic for Khaled to say women should praise men with a sexual favor while men should praise women by providing for them.
“You’re seriously missing out man. Take it from someone who has pride and thoroughly enjoys pleasuring women. You should grow up.” The “Westworld” star, who is openly bisexual, later replied to a fan and agreed with a comment saying that Khaled’s remarks implied he felt he was beneath oral sex because he was a man.
It’s sad that this is even an issue. Contrary to popular feminist rhetoric, women have free will and the ability to walk away from the men in their life when they feel they aren’t being treated fairly. But Khaled’s wife happens to know she won’t do much better when she’s shaped like a Teletubby with eyebrows drawn on in erasable marker. She honestly looks like she could be Rachel Dolezal if she chose to impersonate someone of Persian descent instead of African American. But the opportunities of that transracial road only lead to becoming the head of a Halal fried chicken spot, or authorized used cell phone retailer instead of the NAACP. If she knew better, she would do better. This issue more about her than it is DJ Khaled. If an obese rich pseudo-rap star who doesn’t reciprocate oral is fine with her than women should support her. Not getting her slit licked is the least of her worries, imagine any living thing being underneath the weight of an aroused man with the same body as Harvey Weinstein. Disgusting.
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