Dolly Parton Sued For Damaging A Woman’s Back

Dolly Parton is a confusing sight to see. On one hand she has these massive mammaries that look all too welcoming to be motorboated, but then everything else outside of her tits looks like it has already started the decaying process. She’s like a walker from The Walking Dead with a big smile, big hair, big baby feeders. But unfortunately she’s being sued. A woman claims to have suffered back problems after going on a ride at Dolly’s Dollywood theme park. I see Parton strived to provide the most authentic experience at her theme park as Dolly most likely suffered back problems from being so top heavy her entire life.

A fun family trip to the water park turned into a nightmare for a mother of 2 when her back got seriously jacked up on a ride. A husband and wife are suing Dolly Parton's famous theme park, Dollywood, claiming they took their 2 daughters on the RiverRush Water Coaster at Dollywood Splash Country in Pigeon Forge, TN last summer ... and it ended with the wife suffering a compression fracture and other spinal injuries.

The couple claims they followed the instructions of the theme park staff while getting on the water ride but, as their raft got to the top of its incline, something went wrong. According to the docs ... the wife was "propelled off the seat and she then fell down into the raft striking her spine on the hard surface." She claims she heard a pop, felt a burning sensation, and could not feel or move her legs at the end of the ride. The couple is suing Dollywood for more than $2 million.

So where did this woman who was hurt go wrong? For starters she lives in Tennessee. Any state that supports Honky Tonk and hootenannies typically supports a “don’t be stupid, stupid” motto. I’m going to go out on a limb and say the woman was most likely overweight if she couldn’t safely ride a raft down a slide. She probably saw the weight restriction sign and ignored it the same way she ignores dieting and exercise. I’m hoping the lawsuit is thrown out otherwise this opens the door to mandatory doublewide rides to accommodate the hefty.

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