D’Oh, I Want This: Homer Cruzer

Board in style with this Homer Cruzer on your feet. Made by Santa Cruz Skateboards, the design is obviously based on none other than television's best-slash-worst dad even, Homer Simpson. The board features his trademark grin and white collar shirt, but what makes it awesome is the fact that the board is cut out in the shape of his profile.

It comes ready to ride and fully assembled. Each time you take a spill, however nasty it may be, just pick yourself up, say D'Oh, and go on your merry way.

Get It: $88