Deryck Whibley Took Avril Lavigne’s Name When They Married

If it wasn't already bad enough that his wife divorced him only to eventually marry the lead singer of Nickelback, Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley has finally filed the proper paperwork to legally change his name back to Deryck Jason Whibley. That's because after he married Avril Lavigne in 2006, Deryck legally became Deryck Jason Lavigne Whibley, according to E!, and if VH1 still pumped out those Behind the Music shows, this story would already be a leading contender for saddest rock star life of all-time.

But for all of the bullshit feuding and bickering between Deryck and Chad Kroeger, someone has to explain why they're making such a big deal out of Avril. If I made a list of the 12 million hottest women in pop music over the last 100 years, she'd be lucky to make honorable mention. So my only theory is that she squirts maple syrup when she climaxes.

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