Daphne Joy Puts On A Smoke Show In Sexy White Satin

I do not know what 50 Cent was smoking at the time things ended with Daphne Joy for him to think that he could do better, but even I can see that he was a fool. I do not care if she ended things with him; he should have bought her a small island off the coast of Indonesia as reparations. Even if I was a wealthy celebrity I do not think I would have the confidence to believe that I could do better that the Filipino goddess that I see before me now.

It is like her face was 3D printed from a chunk of saltwater taffy and her boobs were inflated by the most skilled balloon artist in all the land. Draping that body in satin is almost too much. Her skin alone looks like it would rival the silky smoothness of the dress.

I can see she has her left hand at the ready to either protect the knot from coming loose, or from catching it after a wardrobe terrorist yanks it loose. One can never be too careful when wearing a glorified bathrobe out in public. It only takes one slip up for man’s reputation to be ruined.

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