Cutting Through The Crap On Store-Bought Wedding Cards

Greeting cards are so full of crap sometimes. That's why I prefer to buy a blank card and write my own message instead of sending something with sappy generic stuff. Take the lead from a friend of Redditor danideahl. I think it's safe to assume that Dani just recently got message and got a pretty interesting mix of cards and presents from well-wishers, including one from Adam and his wife (seriously, cut out the loops because we can't even read your name!)

But the rest of the writing on the card is pretty understandable and easy to discern, and it's pretty hilarious. It's sage advice too, which every newly-hitched dude should definitely take to heart.

Read it for yourself and you'll see what we mean.