Crossfit With Jesus?

I was brought up a good Catholic. I went to Catholic school from Kindergarten through college. That doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor about things. One thing I always wondered while I was sitting in Church was how Jesus got so ripped. The body on the crucifix was inevitably muscular with a six pack. Jesus was a carpenter and that's a physically demanding profession. Plus he did all that walking from Galilee to Jerusalem. He probably was in good shape, which probably came in handy when he had to carry his cross up to Golgotha. I couldn't do that. I guess handy might not be the right word seeing as he was crucified at the end. 

In this wonderfully sacrilegious video from The Kloons on Funny or Die we imagine what would happen if you mixed the cult that is crossfit with Christianity. It's wacky!