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elliot-wolf - December 18, 2018
Listen. I’ve seen quite a number of impressive feats in my day, but never have I seen anything as impressive as Courtney Stodden slipping into the world’s smallest bikini. I mean, hot dog!, that sure is a sight to see. I’d say more but I’m struggling at the moment. She’s left me speechless. And I’m pretty sure my chin has some bruisin’ from how fast my jaw dropped after eyeing such a spectacular spectacle. Someone get this lady the proper forms to fill out to officially be inducted into the Guinness Book of World Records. I may also need a form as I am clearly the most impressed man on the planet.
I’d like to be side by side in the record book with Courtney. She can wear her cute bikini, and I can wear my astonished facial expression. It’s truly a moment in history that would be considered a crime if it wasn’t penned. The Egyptians carved their accomplishments into the pyramids and the cavemen painted the great things they did on walls. It’s only right that Courtney at least get the cover and have her amazing record breaking outfit printed in more copies than humanly possible to count.
Photo Credit: MEGA / Instagram / Splash News
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