Courtney Stodden Finally Impresses

I've been accused of being a hard-hearted bastard. Mostly by family members, occasionally that label is even used in lawsuits. I'm sure there's a Latin term that sounds more elegant. But I'm never above giving credit where it's due. I've seen many fame whores with big tits in Hollywood in my time, but I've never seen one take flight before. This is either a trick of the camera or the metallic filaments Courtney Stodden installed in her tits for Christmas time flare were pulled into the Van Allen Radiation Belt. It could be that solar flare that almost didn't destroy the earth. Consider me impressed.

Photo Credit: Coleman-Rayner