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Lex Jurgen - May 17, 2014
Vulgarities like Nigerian kidnappings and Ukrainian annexation and E! pretending that Kim Kardashian's third sold wedding is romantic can cause you to wonder what kind of shit hole we call home. Just when you've lost your faith in humanity, Coco takes her damn top off. I'm still not paying $20 to a guy named Stu to let me into anything burlesque, but at least one Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism is doing something to make this world a little better. What the hell did you do today that made somebody shout out, 'Man, look at this big-ass fake titties?'. Exactly. Challenge yourself to do more.
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