Claudia Romani Bikini Selfies and Backbends in Miami

Claudia Romani and I need to switch places. I feel like I’m the one that should be bending over backwards, not her. She’s a beautiful woman at the beach. And just like any beautiful woman at the beach, she deserves to be worshiped. Bending over backwards for a woman like her feels like it should be made into an official prayer position. She sacrificed an untold amount of hours to look absolutely amazing on the sand. I feel like I should sacrifice some comfort just to let her know how much I care.

I mark today as the founding of a new religion. I’m not sure exactly what to call it, but it’ll be centered around Romani. Claudia is a goddess. And her holy body deserves to be idolized. I feel inspired to write a book, something like a bible, outlining the rules for devout followers of Romani. Like rule number one would be, whenever encountering Claudia, never forget to stop what you’re doing and politely stare in admiration. This could easily turn into a 5,000 page book that will be passed down from generation to generation. I wouldn't even want any credit for it. Just Claudia acknowledging my presence is more than enough.

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