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bill-swift - April 30, 2013
Oh, Claudia Romani, how your bikini body does unsoothe the savage soul. Strutting about Miami in your little bikinis and wraps, like a walking billboard for Roman goddess goodness.
I'm not going to say that Claudia Romani has the world's most perfect body, but I am willing to spend many years inspecting, measuring, and testing my hypothesis in some kind of a lab that has a fireplace and bearskin rugs and lots of baby oil gently warmed to 120-degrees. Not that I've been thinking about this much. But Claudia Romani -- wow. Enjoy.
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