Claudia Romani Bikini Booty Goodness Will Shatter Your Christmas Balls

Still hoping with all hope that I wake up Wednesday morning in my footsie pajamas to the site of Claudia Romani and her sweet sweet booty beneath my aluminum replica X-mas tree. That and an Xbox One ought to just about make me the happiest boy in the world. I would play with both for hours, simultaneously as much as possible, until I pass out beneath the tree in a tired sweaty smile.

Claudia took to the beach in Miami over the weekend to flash and flaunt her bikini boobtastic and that sweltering thumper that I shall soon be taking as my lawfully wedded bottomside. You can have your fruitcakes and your mulled cider, I see precisely the cake I'd like to unwrap this Yuletide. It comes straight from Italy. Enjoy.