Claudia Romani and Lauren Francesca Pose Together In South Beach

Claudia Romani has the boobs of a woman that is 50 pounds her senior, and I commend her for carrying those puppies around on a daily basis. There have been times where, despite all my trying, I have not been able to talk my way out of holding a baby and let me tell you, by the end of that short time both my arms and my back were more fatigued than after a full gym session. It’s amazing how heavy a fifteen pound kid can feel after an afternoon of holding it while drinking, responsibly.

How every mother on the planet does not have world class guns baffles me. It probably has something to do with all these baby carrying devices that are on the market. I don’t care if it makes their lives easier, it is setting back human evolution by hundreds of years. If you do not have the fitness level required to hold a baby then you do not deserve to have one. I know that sounds harsh, but someone needed to say it.

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