That Guy Who Dated Ariana Grande Claims That He Refuses To Kill Himself

 

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A post shared by Pete Davidson (@petedavidson) on Dec 3, 2018 at 9:30am PST

So the bar for what constitutes as brave has gotten pretty damn low. People are applauding that ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire that Ariana Grande dated for four minutes who no one can remember (Pepper? Paul? Paco? I'm racking my fucking brain guys) for stating that he's not going to kill himself, despite what he claims has been nine months of bullying from the public:

I'm trying to understand how when something happens to a guy the whole entire world just trashes him without any facts or frame of reference. I've spoken about BPD (bipolar depression) and being suicidal publically only in hopes that it will bring awareness and help kids like myself who don't want to be on this earth.

Spoiler - you're a twenty-five-year-old man, not a kid. Reason one why I want you to kill yourself:

I've been getting online bullied and in public by people for 9 months.

Every celebrity gets bullied online. Scroll through the Insta comments of any female celebrity, especially. There's at least one death threat accompanied by a hefty helping of slut shaming. I should know because I wrote it. Pablo continues with:

I just want you guys to know. No matter how hard the internet or anyone tries to make me kill myself. I won't.

That's a real shame. Peanut thinks his problems are vastly weightier than other celebs. He thinks he should be exempt from criticism (and by the way what criticism exactly is he getting? Who honestly gives enough fucks about him to care if he lives or not?) because he has bipolar depression. Not how the world works. By staying on social media and chasing any glimmer of spotlight that comes his way like a cat chasing a laser pointer, Poncho invites criticism. Get off of social media. Take a vacation. Find a career path that leaves you less susceptible to public scrutiny. The world can't tiptoe around your depression (which in his case sounds like a cute name for drug withdrawals). That's up to you to take care of. Or, or, or, there's always killing yourself.

 

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my mom just sent me this from 8th grade ... i cant stop laughing at the fact that i always been pure trash. go see @boburnham and @chrisstorer amazing movie @eighthgrademov

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