Christina Milian Hotter Than All the Miss USA Contestants

There, I said it. Sorry, America. But Christina Milian showed up to the pageant this past weekend and made me think how much better of a show that would've been had Christina been strutting about the stage for a couple hours in hardly any clothing.

Not that the contestants were the kinds of girls you'd throw out of bed for eating crackers (an expression I've never understood, I think it's hot when girls eat in bed). But Christina and her MILFy curvy all-grown up and ready for naughty playtime body? Well, it may not be as pretend wholesome and pageant like as the Miss USA contestants, but that's what makes it ever so nice.

I'd like to crown Christina my queen and cover her sash in...yeah, I've had enough. Enjoy.