Christina Hendricks To Play a Stripper In New Film

The film's called Dark Places. Christina Hendricks plays a stripper in the film. I'm sure the movie is going to involve the work of many talented people working many long hours. But I'm only going to pay ten bucks to see this film if Christina Hendricks shows her big yams. You can't start marketing Christina Hendricks plays a stripper and then not deliver tits. It'd be like learning your priest isn't really giving you special prayer time in the rectory because he wants to ensure your place in heaven. I can't handle another sodomy level disappointment.

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