Chrissy Teigen Shuts Out the Twitter World

Chrissy Teigen has chosen to lock out the Twitter world. Sort of like Mayweather decrying boxing. Outside of marrying the right guy, Twitter is the narrow purview of Teigen's chief success. She made her reputation on Twitter as a so-so in demand swimsuit model with a unique but funky face who would liquor up and fire off at both the deserving and undeserving. In her own way, she was the very first Twitter troll. Her late light angry slurring was adorable because she has tits. 

She explained her private account move on Twitter:

“Yeah. Not strong enough anymore. It’s not haters or trolls or generally mean people. I just feel like I’m absorbing bad shit 24/7. My body and mind cannot handle it anymore.”

Kim Kardashian sells her Tweets for thousands of dollars a pop. What are the other seventy-five million active users doing there? ISIS excluded naturally. Jihad needs a phone system.

Teigen didn't shut down her account because that would cost her the millions of followers who still can earn for her in the future. None of the celebrities ever do following particular rants and revelations that perhaps trading insults with fat guys in their box shorts in Poughkeepsie is the kind of life you want to lead.

Social media is a cesspool. Twitter is the fully-formed shit nugget still floating in the middle like a defecated lily pad. Teigen was once the shit-master. Now she's complaining about the smell. Fair enough, because she has tits.

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