Chrissy Teigen Looks Pretty Damn Good

I suppose if I was a supermodel, I'd be showing my boobs off everywhere I went. I'll take a half pound of salami, couple of those ribeyes, and, hey, check out my perfect titties! Don't you wish you were John Legend, or all those guys before John Legend that John Legend has to put out of his mind when doinking his wife? Fuck, that's a good life. These particular photos of Chrissy are shot in black and white so it's cool if your wife catches you masturbating. Tell her to stop judging your art.

Photo credit: Sasha Samsonnova