Chris Brown is making exciting new friends

Last night, Raz B, a singer who used to be a member of the group B2K, was sittin there thinking, how can niggas like Eric Benet and Chris Brown disrespect women as Intelligent as Halle Berry and Rihanna. And so he tweeted...

"Im just sittin here Thinking how can niggas like @ebenet & @ChrisBrown disrespect women as Intelligent as @HalleBerry11 @Rihanna"

Which got Chris Browns attention. Knowing that Raz had been molested by B2K's manager at one point, Brown replied...

"nigga you want attention! Grow up nigga!!! Dick in da booty ass lil boy."

"Tell me this @razb2k!! Why when the money was coming in u won't complaining about getting butplugged!" #homothug!!!

Now enter Raz's brother, a guy who would sound a lot scarier if he didn't call himself Ricky Romance and make videos with commercials about how to make the holidays even happier loudly interrupting his tough guy theatrics. He made a video and said…

"If I see you in LA my dude, Im'a put my mother fuckin pistol in your mouth dude, I promise you. All right, so make sure you keep them tweets to yourself my nigga, and make sure you apologize."

At this point the death threat is interrupted to announce great holiday deals from Honda, the car company with the highest owner loyalty.

"Chris Brown step your game up my homeboy. When I see you my nigga I will smack you in your mouth nigga, beat you up drag you down the street and treat you like a little bitch my nigga. This aint no mother fuckin games homeboy. You aint welcome in LA and if I catch you alone, watch what Im'a do to you."

Do people really still say "homeboy"? I don't think they do. It's like I'm being threatened by DJ Jazzy Jeff.