Chloe Sims, Lauren Pope, Amber Turner, and the Very Sexiest London A-Listers at the Royal Festival Hall

Whoo doggies it was a barn burner at the old Royal Festival Hall this week as a bunch of busty beauties lit up the red carpet! Man alive it was a hot time in the old town that night, I tells ya, and it's gonna take one god damned hell of a sexy event to top this one. So start drawing up the blueprints, geniuses.

Kicking things off is Laura Anderson looking ravishing in red, though one kind of wishes she was showing just a little more. Sam Faiers is up next, showing off plenty of that inside cleavage that's all the rage among braless women on red carpets these days. Then Ola Jordan wows us in white, and we're in love with Amanda Holden's lavender dress.

Chloe Meadows looks absolutely magnificent, but let's be honest, it's Chloe Sims who steals the show. I could go on all day about the other ladies, but I'm betting all anyone wants to talk about is Chloe Sims' absolutely jaw-dropping cleavage. Hachi machi, those whoppers steal the show and there's really no point in even trying to crown anyone else a winner once you've seen her gazongas.

I think we can all rest on our laurels today. We picked ourselves one hell of a winner for this edition of whatever the hell this game is called.

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