Chloe Green in a Bikini

I'd be lying if I didn't say I find rich girls more attractive than poor girls. Yeah, being the bread winner for a struggling-to-pay-her-rent girl is a chivalrous dream. But I'll take the life of leisure only a girl whose daddy is worth a billion dollars can provide. Granted, the broke girl won't yell at you as much. And she's probably going to be better in bed. She might actually act grateful when you do shit for her and leave you alone about going out with your buddies. Fuck it, now that I think about it, I'll take the broke girl. Wait, what???

Here's Topshop heiress Chloe Green in a bikini. She's lost weight since she started banging pedophile looking Marc Anthony. Instead of binding corsets, women should consider banging pedophile looking Marc Anthony.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin