Check Out the Amazing Spider-Beard!

He scales walls, he spins webs, and he swings across buildings to save people from all sorts of danger. He's the Amazing Spider-Man but too bad he lacks one super feature that would make him the number one superhero when it comes to facial hair: the Amazing Super-Beard that mere civilian Chad Roberts sports on his face.

Talk about being scruffy. Roberts impressive beard reigned supreme at the 2nd Annual Garden State Beard & ‘Stache Competition at Asbury Lanes with the Garden State Beard & Mustache Society.

Can you imagine Tobey Maguire sporting all this facial hair? Nah, I can't either.