Charlie Sheen is still a boring old drunk

Charlie Sheen still has another 9 tour dates planned for his Torpedo of Truth tour, and if there's a city on there that wants to hear a bitter washed up drunk sit still and mumble, he should be all set.

Last night he was on stage in DC, while everyone else was in the parking lot on the way home. The Washington Post says the, "crowd quaked with catcalls whenever Sheen wasn't talking about doing drugs or manhandling women", and when he tried to get profound...

"SHUT THE [EXPLETIVE] UP AND SAY SOMETHING WEIRD," someone yelled.

TMZ said...

Charlie Sheen's got another bomb on his hands -- our spies in D.C. tell us people are pouring out of his show early tonight.

And the Washington Times wrote...

Throughout the evening, attendees boo'ed, left the auditorium, and screamed for Sheen to "be funnier."

So apparently the nicest thing that can be said about this is that, in that last review, if you crossed out some of the words and only read is, "attendees boo'ed … and screamed", it sort of makes it sound like a haunted house.