Charlie Sheen had an orgy with Bree Olson

When we last saw Charlie Sheen, who is the star of a CBS sitcom about raising a child, he was in Colorado threatening to murder his wife. Wait, no, my bad, he was in New York City kidnapping prostitutes. But this weekend he was in Las Vegas for the Oscars of Porn, the AVN Awards, and, long story short, he banged three porn stars at once, including Bree Olsen, and is still there even though he's supposed to in LA today working on his TV show.

Charlie Sheen is supposed to be on the set of "Two and a Half Men" at 10 AM PT (but) TMZ has learned he's still in Las Vegas.
Charlie's people, as well as suits from the studio ... are deeply concerned for him. We're told Charlie's people have been trying to get him in rehab but he doesn't think he has a problem.

I'm not sure who the other two girls are that he was with but they need to be put on some kind of watch list. I'd rather put my dick in a komodo dragons mouth than a girl after she'd been with Charlie Sheen. Hopefully it wasn't Asa Akira or Kristina Rose, because I plan on having sex with them, though I can't go into the details of my plan (hint: it involves a gun).