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Charli XCX Looks Ready

Lex Jurgen - January 12, 2016

This British singer chick did her best to evoke the sense of battered dock whore circa 1920. It gets people in the mood for giving at these celebrity galas and auctions. Pull out your checkbooks or we'll drown another one of her bastard children in front of her. She was screaming bloody murder five minutes ago. Foundation makes it harder to tell. My god those tits are glorious. Were you heavily influenced by David Bowie? My dick just changed my Spotify channel.

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