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Lex Jurgen - June 22, 2016

This chick just brought down the Oakland Police Department. Assuming you ignore the corruption, scandal, incompetence, and internal ethics investigations before she even arrived. Celeste Guap is the teen daughter of a police dispatcher who also hooked on the side because Skecher's don't pay for themselves. Celeste's name started to appear in IAD reports when the department was investigating the suicide of an Oakland cop by the name of Brendan O'Brien. Suicide rates among cops are pretty high, but O'Brien's wife also killed herself at the same time. That'll get you noticed.

It turned out O'Brien saved this Guap chick from her angry pimp and in return for his civil services, he started fucking her while underaged. Being a benevolent kind of guy, O'Brien introduced Guap to a number of his buddies on the Oakland P.D. and other neighboring law enforcement agencies who also started banging this chick. Eventually, thirty-one officers in all had had a taste of Guap. She looks mildly retarded. It's unclear how that will play out in the case. Or how she'll highlight this in her Tinder profile.

Oakland's now had three police chief's in the past couple of weeks. The one forced to step down, and the following two who have resigned as part of this growing scandal. Nobody wants the spotlight job as protestors are lining the streets demanding to know the names of every cop who fucked this underaged pro. If you've ever spent time in Oakland, you well now this is maybe the fifteenth most pressing issue in the fucked up area. Though the only one that involves a teen with giant tits. So nobody can remember the other fourteen.

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