Celebrating Nicki Minaj Massive Teat Treats On Her 33rd Birthday

Lust her or not, Nicki Minaj brings a certain bit of on the nose, err, on the mams, directness to her public and stage persona that is fairly unrivaled among people with some actual musical ability. Nicki has inflated herself to maximum psi and turned her curves into her signature style and appearance and in the process, inspired showing off by many of her equally alluring peers.

On her birthday, her 33rd, we wanted to take a few minutes out of our not busy schedule to tribute Nicki and her upper deck and lower deck no-straight-lines anywhere female form. Is it more like a drawn up Jessica Rabbit than a real live human person? Perhaps. Do you secretly want to do naughty things with Jessica Rabbit? Of course you do. Now, make a wish and blow out Nicki's candles. She'd want it that way. Happy Birthday, Nicki. You're a giver. Enjoy.