Celeb Battle Royale: Georgie Clarke vs. Georgia Cole vs. Gigi Hadid

If you're anything at all like me, you hear the names Georgie, Georgia, and Gigi, and you immediately think that they must be some coterie of sexy witches coming to cast a spell on the land. Okay, you got me, no one out there thinks the way I do, but when I saw Georgie Clarke, Georgia Cole, and Gigi Hadid, it was the first thing that popped into my head. Yes, I'm strange and will seek help, thank you for your concern.

Personally I think that if you're trying to figure out who the hottest lady out of these three hot ladies are, the way to go is to decide based solely on name. Georgie sounds like a British bookkeeper with a line on the Manchester United game. Gigi sounds like either a cat or an old lady who sits in a rocking chair and knits all day. This leaves us with Georgia, which is probably in my Top 40 of all the States. Top 45 easily.

Look, I know that there's no good way to pick the hottest of these three ladies without basing it solely on looks, but I'm doing my best here to not make this wildly predictable. How did I do?

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