Caroline Vreeland’s Ridiculously Busty Swimsuit Candids

Take note of the ingenuity that Caroline Vreeland has utilized in order to fit herself into that swimsuit. Do you think she bought that swimsuit off the rack like that? Hell nah, but she liked it and they didn’t have it in her size, so she did what she had to in order to make it work.

In this case she needed to call back a style from the mid-00s. Back then girls would intentionally cut their shirts up each side and then tie them together like they were Indian princesses in buckskin. I always thought it was a silly fashion fad, but apparently it was useful training for the future. Maybe I was wrong about other “useless” fads as well, like taxes and sobriety.

For her sake, I hope Caroline knows what she was doing when she tied those knots up the sides of her suit. Those little strings are under a lot of stress thanks to those knockers. I don’t trust myself to tie my shoes, so I certainly wouldn’t trust myself when public indecency is at stake. I do not know if that is a crime a beautiful woman can be charged with, though.

Photo Credit: MEGA