Candice Swanepoel Thongtastic Bikini Photoshoot In St. Barts

The angels of Victoria's Secret are firmly ensconced on St. Bart's for the annual December time bikini photoshoots that you'll see prior to Valentine's Day in the catalog. Yes, I've memorized the V.S. bikini photo shooting schedule. So what. You probably have you favorite sports team's schedule memorized, this is my favorite. Molten hot bodies from international sextastic hotties all merged onto one island for one week in December to celebrate just how much visual pleasure they can deliver to the rest of the world. It's how the U.N. was supposed to be.

First up is Candice Swanepoel. Why not start with the end of Our Lady of Swanepoel. Oh, that heavenly bottom of hers, along with all the other alluring bits in tiny bikinis and thongs modeling on the beach in St. Bart's. And this is just the beginning. I'm going to need more Gatorade. And cold towels. Everybody has their process. Candice, send me selfies. I need solace! Enjoy.

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