Can You Make It Through Miley Cyrus’ New Music Video Without Becoming A School Shooter?

A mere five years ago Miley Cyrus was perpetuating rape culture by getting her ass banged by Robin Thick's cock bulge during her infamous MTV Video Music Awards performance. But now she's woke af and not going to take it anymore. Wake up society. Miley's here. Her new music video for Nothing Breaks Like A Heart (actually released by Mark Ronson, but heavily featuring Cyrus) touches on any and all social issues you could think of from gun violence to immigration to kneeling in the NFL to capitalism to strippers, for some reason. In a show of solidarity for her brazen values, defiant crowds in the video hold up signs stating "We are Miley." I know. I know. You have every urge to become a school shooter right now. Please don't.

I've never cut down on Miley too much because she has a dec voice and never took herself too seriously. In fact, during her Bangerz era, she took herself so unseriously that one could have mistaken her for a clown whore. While she still oddly enough looks like a clown whore in the Nothing Breaks Like A Heart music video, she's a clown whore with a message. A convoluted, one-note, self-serving message. She's the messiah and we are but her disciples. And she flashes her ass cheeks. Guys please don't become school shooters.

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