Can Marshmallow Chicken Peeps Stop Bullets?

I love friggin's marshmallow chicken peeps. The bunnies and pumpkins and other seasonal versions are fine and dandy, but I like the original chicken peep. But what if I told you that these delicious peeps can stop bullets? That seems wrong, right? Since they are made of marshmallow fluff. But they totally can stop low caliber bullets. Expert shooter, (and hottie), Kristen Joy Weiss demonstrates that you can make a tactical vest out of chicken peeps. Even if they don't stop the bullets, they definitely slow them down. There is something sexy about a woman who knows her way around high caliber weaponry and is willing to use it on something goofy like shooting chicken peeps.

I wouldn't use a tactical vest made of colored marshmallows but it is a fun experiment.