Cameron Diaz Maxim Pictures Are Hot for Teacher

Here's everything I know about Cameron Diaz, in a nutshell, most of which is probably wrong. just based on my historical record:

• She came up in Hollywood as a pretty young blonde thang
• There have always been rumors that she slept her way into roles (which, for the record, I completely admire and wish would go on in all fields of work)
• She's knocked boots with a reasonably good number of other celebrity dudes
• She's hot but tomboyish hot and flat and muscular and sometimes that makes you wonder if you should lust her like you do.
• She's currently having the stuffing bumped out of her by A-Rod.

Oh, and yeah, she looks pretty funny in the upcoming comedy, Bad Teacher, starring opposite Justin Timberlake, one of those celebrity dudes I mentioned she used to bump uglies with. And, our friends at Maxim are featuring Cameron Diaz on their cover next month in honor of her naughty teacher-ness and by the likes of this early preview look, the photos look well worth ogling.

To summarize, Cameron Diaz looks hot, sometimes a bit boyish, but I still want her to keep me after school and make me clean her chalky parts. Enjoy.