Cameron Diaz got dumped again

Last week there was a rumor that Alex Rodriguez, just like the rest of us, wanted his girlfriend to have bigger tits, and so he asked her to get breast implants. His girlfriend being Cameron Diaz, of course. Well apparently her answer was no because he dumped her. A source says...

"They've broken up. [Cameron is] hurt and betrayed, because she tried so hard to please him ... She went overboard."

Awww, and this should have been such an exciting time for Cameron, since her movie 'Bad Teacher' comes out in three weeks. I love the scene in the trailer where she dresses real sexy for the class car wash! Hubba-hubba! The cars are lined up around the block for her, ha-ha, while her frumpy rival has very few cars! Because Cameron is so sexy! Do you get it? Everyone loves leathery middle-aged women who act like they're 20!