A Black Burger With Black Cheese is as Black as Your Heart

Orange might be the new black, but black was, is, and will always be the only true black there is. No duh. That's the color Burger King Japan chose recently when they debuted their new burger. We mean black, not orange. Yep, that's right: they've come up with an all-black burger (well, except for the patty, because who the hell would want to eat a blackened piece of meat?!) featuring black buns and black cheese.

It definitely ranks high up in the list of weirdest foods ever-- but it's so weird, you can't help but want to try it for yourself. The irony.