Burger King Comes Out With A Hot Dog For Some Reason

I admit I've never been a huge Burger King fan. In general I think a bag full of Burger King smells like a bag of farts. Still, in a pinch I'll have it if I have to. But I don't know if I could bring myself to eat their latest offering. Burger King has added a hot dog and a chili cheese dog to their menu. Understand, it's not that I have anything against hot dogs. One of the reasons I moved to New York City is because this place takes away the shame of loving hot dogs. I'll go out of my way to go to my favorite places and I've sampled the dogs of Detroit, LA, etc. My main problem with the Burger King dog is that I cannot possibly imagine that it is any good. There is no way their dogs are anything but chewy salt tubes and not in a good way.

They are trying to sell it as a healthier alternative to their burgers because the hot dog has much less calories. Let's not put on airs. There's nothing healthy about a hot dog, Burger King. I can't imagine that their hot dog will stick around. It will go the way of the Jalapeño Whopper. That gave me the poops for five days.