Brooke Mueller Busted for Punching and Snorting in Aspen

Apparently, even after all the time she's been spending with Kathy and Richard Hilton, Brooke Mueller didn't learn the most valuable lesson the Hilton heirs imparted on their own daughter Paris years ago -- when 5-0 arrives, you've got to quick stash the ill-gotten booty in the lady nest. Charlie Sheen's highly troubled ex-wife (and, being called highly troubled relative to Charlie Sheen, that's a something) got popped in Aspen last night for possession of nose candy at a nightclub and for assaulting another woman earlier in the evening at another bar. Had she gone down sloppy on a frat boy in the alley behind the club, she would have had the trifecta of celebrity drug-breakdown evenings.

Someday, some judge is going to standup to these celebrities and admit that all the leniency granted to them in the past has only effed them up even further. 

Oh, and file this under the category of no kidding, the nightclub where Brooke got nailed for the cocaine is called Escobar.

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