Britney Spears Teeny Weeny Yellow Bikini

 What is the point of going into the water with a hat and sunglasses on? She clearly will not be swimming unless she has no respect for the lifespan of her belongings. Is the water really so refreshing that simply dipping her feet in is enough to satisfy her urge?

I see celebrities doing this all of the time. They go to the beach without ever taking full advantage of the water. They act like they can actually see the two-year-old pissing in the water after he flung his diaper off. We all know there's piss in the water, get over it. It isn't like he's the only one adding to the oceans. 

I'm starting to think the only reason some of these celebs even go to the beach is to be caught by the paparazzi and get in the tabloids. It makes me sick. Finding a good spot on the beach is hard enough as it is, we don't need loafers taking up prime real estate that the rest of us could be enjoying. When I get to a beach I need to put my stuff down asap and get in the water. I will have had four beers in my bladder by then.  

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