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BREAKING BOOBTASTIC! Selena Gomez is Busting and Cracking Out of Her Bikini!

bill-swift - July 30, 2011

There I was, just lying in my stew of Friday early evening malt-liquor laced bliss, when up pops Selena Gomez bikini candids from Florida so incredibly hot, I nearly wet the hobo lying next to me.

Wow. Selena Gomez taking off her bikini top. Selena Gomez butt crack flashing plumber's heaven. This is almost too much awesome for me to handle. And, yet, all I can think of is 'more'. Someday. Soon Enjoy.

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