Blac Chyna Stripping for Two Now

Still Fat Rob Kardashian and his fiancee Blac Chyna continue to make paid strip club appearances waiting for the Kardashian family to concede to their demands to book them on the show for one million. A rich white kid used to be able to extort their parents just by bringing around a trashy black chick and extolling the virtues of  bareback. You can't play that interracial reproductive danger hand in Kardashian circles. That's their erotica. That means you're showing off your tits three nights to dudes finishing in their Hanes. Ask for tips with your body, not your mouth. These are the kind of struggling young couple stories you tell your grandkids about one day. Only Grandpa Rob had been laid off from the automotive factory due to corporate inversion and Grandma Blac took up sewing clothes in the small walk-up and was entirely drug and disease free. If the kids of 2050 never go on the Internet, you should be solid.

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