Blac Chyna Moving Right In

Never invite a hooker into your home. Unlike vampires, this one sucks dick, but only until she gets what she wants. Which is money. Blood letting would be quicker. And more sanitary.

Blac Chyna found herself a second chance at the baby daddy lottery and stuck the landing but good. This tiny round ball of implants and hot buttered toast did what any Kardashian sister would do themselves. She found a shill of a man to hook her into the money train. Only this one turned out to be a Kardashian themselves. That had to both impress the Kardashian coven and frighten them with her sheer confidence. One two Chyna's coming for you.

Blac Chyna got her baby, her talk show, and her money. If the girls back in the champagne room still stroking dudes off for twenty bucks could see her now. They do. She's everywhere. She's attempted to trademark her own Kardashian name and she's homaging Kim Kardashian with naked body paint photos. It's like watching STDs under a microscope. They have daily tasks and missions and spread themselves. Only you can't take your eye away from the scope lens to make the Blac Chyna horror disappear. 

_{Photo credit: Black Chyna / Instagram, Kesler Tran}