Blac Chyna Flies the Coop Like One Fat Weird Looking Chicken With Bangs

Blac Chyna's Instagram account may or may not have actually been hacked, with details being posted about how she's a sketchy whore, which everyone including her husband Rob Kardashian clearly already knows. That's the entirety of her image. Some of the shit included her calling Rob "Fat" and "lazy" and trying to arrange a copyright for her new Kardashian name. In all of this we're supposed to believe Rob is dumb enough to not understand what's happening. That's certainly possible, but surely he's leery out of pure experience. It appears he's either mentally retarded or trying to bring down the family with an inside job. You can't blame him.

Apparently Chyna abruptly left their house with their baby and all of the baby's things. That sounds almost impossible since Rob obviously never leaves the house, so when would this have happened? Rob then went on SnapChat and showed the empty baby room Blair Witch style and then lamented his awesomely shitty life on Instagram:

"Sorry to be so open but I'm not feeling so good after seeing @blacchyna messages about me and what her plans were. I have never been this heartbroken in my life. I don't mind being so open or if anyone thinks I'm being weak but I don't play when it comes to Family and Chyna was my Family and thought we were getting married. I treated her as a Queen."

That was your first mistake, she enjoys being locked in the car's trunk. This is most likely a shitty publicity stunt to promote the couple's upcoming show, although it's a rare scenario where alternative scenarios are simultaneously possible. Chyna's an opportunistic conwoman, Rob is in on the gag but wants things to be real, they made up the story, and he's still really sad. What's really unfortunate is they birthed a real life prop baby. God it would be awesome if Rob went Chris Dorner on the reality TV community.

_{Photo Credit: Instagram}